I am kind of in a surreal space at the moment. I started two projects — one called Toffee Amorous, which is going to be an off-kilter love story spinning off a pun on toffee hammers. The second is called We Set Fire To The Sandwich, and I have no idea what it is meant to be — it involves philosophers and explorers on alien planets that are going to look like they are in different stories which turn into the same story.

I don’t care too much who reads things anymore — meaning I am not going to get bent out of shape if it goes unread. But I think you would like it, so I will talk about it.

Regularity is my watchword once more, and even if the things don’t arrive strictly when they should, they will arrive.